Post by Dakota Smith on Mar 21, 2019 1:14:31 GMT -5
Members: Jay Sinclair & Flash Kassidy
Representing: Union Battleground
Combined Weight: 448 lbs.
Professional Debut Date: ___
Disposition: Neutral Heel
Gimmick: We just two pimps no hoes know what i'm sayin'? Ride or die glock to ya fuckin' head smoke one fo ya mother cause ya baby boy just got, got!
Contract Deal: We ridin'
Entrance Attire: ___
Theme Song: "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" by Gorilla Voltage
Entrance Description:
[The pounding bass of " You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?" goes off through out the speaker system, as a darkness falls over the arena. As the beat begins to pick up a little bit of a electric jazzy tone a strobe light begins to go off, showing just how smokey the arena has gotten.]
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THE FORCE HAS AWOKEN ONCE AGAIN
ALL I SEE IS LITTLE SITH BITCHES
WHERE THE FUCK IS OLD BEN
YOU OWE ME ONE
YOU SURE AS HELL AIN'T OBI-WAN
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[It's at this moment that Flash Kassidy and Jay Sinclair, 2HighKru make their way onto the ramp. Dipping in and out of the strobe lights looking something like a drug fueled snuff film, Jay and Flash begin to make their way down to the ring. Jay has a bandanna over his face and Flash is sporting a hooded Carhartt jacket with the hood up, along with his pair of signature shades.]
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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS, GEARS
ALL THESE FAKE FUCKS HATIN' US OUT OF FEAR, RIGHT
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS, GEARS
THESE LONG LOST TWATS ON THE JOCK WHEN WE NEAR, BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS, GEARS
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, BEST STEER CLEAR
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[ As 2High begins to near the ring, the lights slight come back on and the strobe light all buts fades. Jay pulls himself up to the aprong by grabbing the top rope, as Flash walks over to the stairs, grabbing the ring post then hopping up. As Jay goes through the ropes to get inside the ring, Flash climbs the turnbuckle. Jay situates him self in the same corner as Flash, with his back up against the ropes. Then in unioson, Flash flips off his hood as Jay pulls down his Bandanna. The two taunt the crowd, throwin' up 2HighKru symbols before Flash grabs onto Jay's shoulder and hops over him onto the mat. The two then go to their corner and shit talk before the match starts. ]
As Champion Entrance Description:
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FIRST VERSE OF SONG IN CAPS (OR IF INSTRUMENTAL) "SONG" BY ARTIST BEGINS TO PLAY
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Coup de Grâce Entrance Description: [This is a unique, over-the-top entrance for our season finale PPV.]
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FIRST VERSE OF SONG IN CAPS (OR IF INSTRUMENTAL) "SONG" BY ARTIST BEGINS TO PLAY
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Secondary Team Finisher (Description): Lung Fucked (Jay locks in his Sinclair Sleeper (Dragon Sleeper with a body triangle) as Flash jumps off the top rope with a double foot stomp straight to the opponents chest.)
Team Moves:
1. Jay lifts Flash up in a back suplex position, then they both jump forward hitting a tandem leg drop.
2. Hurricanrana(Flash) into Folding Powerbomb (Jay)
3. Running superman forearm (Flash) followed by a Running Senton (Jay)
4. Jay pops Flash up in the air for a Clothesline/Elbow Drop/DDT/Hurricanrana
5. Back Body Drop (Jay) / Spinning Wheel Kick (Flash)
6. Shotgun Dropkick (Flash) / Discus Clothesline (Jay)
7. Flap Jack (Jay) onto Flash's knee
8. Flash rapidly strikes at the opponent's kidneys while Jay punches the shit out of their face
9. Duel Mud hole Stomping
10. Jay's Hail Mary (Sitout Spinebuster) Followed by Flash's Hippe Grenade (Springboard Swanton)
Favorite Match Stipulation: ___
Favorite Weapon: ___
Union Battleground Championships: ___
Union Battleground Valor Awards: ___
Other Notable Promotions: ___
Other Notable Championships: ___
Other Notable Awards: ___
Team Biography: Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale, just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat coal
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
f the skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take hits from the bong
Roster Last Updated: ___
