Post by Crowbar on May 20, 2017 19:04:17 GMT -5
No fancy trees, no car parks, no locations are shown, no fancy pans this time. The scene fades in on Crowbar, wearing a jacket, hood up, face illuminated, dark room behind.
Crowbar: So...I've been sitting back lately, not really doing much since, really, there's not much to do. Let me explain this.
Crowbar lights up a cigarette, takes a few drags and continues.
Crowbar: I'm a violent person by nature. It's who I am, it's what I do, it's what I always do. Look at MDK, Echo, the rest. I hurt people, plain and simple. I can wrestle, sure, but bludgeoning is just that much easier...now, that doesn't mean I don't know whats going on....sure, I've been backstage to watch, I've watched on TV, and, before I go any further, props to Saito, seems like she's on my level of brutality, and I approve, with that said though, what's left for me to do? Beat up the staff, get fined or suspended - brutally assault anyone, potential suspension for an unprovoked attack...where's the fun? Now. Unless MDK grows some balls and decides to come after me, I got told about....a match, an event. Something right up my alley.
Guerrilla Warfare.
Crowbar takes a few more drags of the cigarette before putting it out, smoke congregating around his face in a slightly ominous way.
Crowbar: Pinfall, submission, eh, done them. Out the ring? Been there too....but one rule stands out. "Knockout". Now, you're speaking my language. It's as simple as this. I want to dismember everyone and everything, hell, I'm bored. I need some action. So, hey, Graves, count me in, because, well, if you don't...I've been known to take out management too. Ask any WARPED alum about an armored car incident.
Crowbar smirks and palms the camera in front of him, sending it flying.
Crowbar: So...I've been sitting back lately, not really doing much since, really, there's not much to do. Let me explain this.
Crowbar lights up a cigarette, takes a few drags and continues.
Crowbar: I'm a violent person by nature. It's who I am, it's what I do, it's what I always do. Look at MDK, Echo, the rest. I hurt people, plain and simple. I can wrestle, sure, but bludgeoning is just that much easier...now, that doesn't mean I don't know whats going on....sure, I've been backstage to watch, I've watched on TV, and, before I go any further, props to Saito, seems like she's on my level of brutality, and I approve, with that said though, what's left for me to do? Beat up the staff, get fined or suspended - brutally assault anyone, potential suspension for an unprovoked attack...where's the fun? Now. Unless MDK grows some balls and decides to come after me, I got told about....a match, an event. Something right up my alley.
Guerrilla Warfare.
Crowbar takes a few more drags of the cigarette before putting it out, smoke congregating around his face in a slightly ominous way.
Crowbar: Pinfall, submission, eh, done them. Out the ring? Been there too....but one rule stands out. "Knockout". Now, you're speaking my language. It's as simple as this. I want to dismember everyone and everything, hell, I'm bored. I need some action. So, hey, Graves, count me in, because, well, if you don't...I've been known to take out management too. Ask any WARPED alum about an armored car incident.
Crowbar smirks and palms the camera in front of him, sending it flying.