Post by Kira Izumi on Jun 20, 2017 13:41:43 GMT -5
We open up to the backstage area of the Battleground. We're at Guerrilla Warfare. The Barbedwire Exploding death match is happening right now as we've just heard an explosion. Two young men are seen. One taller with black hair,the other shorter with blonde hair. This is Los Tot Danshi,The Dead Youth.
Tatsuya:"[Yo! My name is Tatsuya Kobayashi...]"
Hiroki:"[What's up? My names Hiroki Kobayashi...]"
"[You know we're making our in ring debut here in the battleground here soon. This L!ghts OUT in fact. Well some of you may know us and most of you may not. For those who don't know us we're Los Tot Danshi. Formerly known as Our First Rock Story, We took a break from wrestling for a few years but are back now. We were in japan and a few places in america through out the indies. But enough of our past because right now we're her in Union Battleground. Right now we have a mission...]"
"[And that mission is the Battalion Championships. Our opponents in the first round are The Outlier. Well guys we don't know much about you guys at all to be honest. But we feel we have an upper hand. We are brothers. We have been a team, a unit for years now. No team here i believe can say that. No team here has the bond, the trust in which we have. Because we are family and we are brothers.]"
"[Let's fight hard and fight strong! we're going to do our best so we hope you do too. Our fans, please cheer us on! we'll do our best and continue to fight hard!]"
Post by The Outliers on Jun 20, 2017 22:43:22 GMT -5
GRILL'EM ALL!
Dusk was already gathering, the sun a dull glow in the overcast sky, and the rooftop soiree overlooking Hewhocorrupt's Southside neighborhood was at full tilt. Peering over the edge toward the busy streets were vehicles stuffed with people whose frustration with the pace of traffic simmered like the air outside. The heat on top of the apartment building was even more relentless, but it didn't seem to matter to the small ground huddled around the homemade smoke rig.
Surrounded by quite the spread Corrupts mops his ribs with sauce, finesses the lid shut, and finally adjusts the smoke stack cover. The sweet, meaty aroma curling up from the smoker practically makes the whole crew tipsy.
HWC: We've kept our eyes on this promotion since its inception, only ever waiting for Axel to introduce the division.. and now that he has? I'm sure it has come as no surprise to some of the longer standing roster members that The Outliers have officially decided to shack up with Union Battleground. You can bet we're like pigs in shit over it too. Mainly due to the fact that consistent tag team work has become increasingly difficult to come by for us. Shit, after the trios debacle over at GOL, we were definitely over having to rely on a third man. Plus, one-off opportunities were kinda losing their luster, so we made it a point to close that chapter til we found a solid place to call home. We're certain we've found exactly that.
Grin hands off a platter of various condiments for a blunt and quickly takes a hit.
GRIN: It's refreshing to see plenty of friends and familiar faces still holding it down, as well. Our ol' buddy Kimitsu has been having success since coming over.. Dick Devereaux; Tweeder; Layton; little Mila. Even heard recently that WARPED alum, Malcom-Dred has made his way back around, which is exciting news. Curious, but exciting nonetheless. We got business MDK! That's a tale for another time, though. Before we can get into any of that, we gotta destroy this tournament.. Without a doubt, we're a team built for this type of situation, but truth be told, this is our first one. That's right, kids. So, not only is it the desire to be crowned Union Battleground's first ever Battalion Champions, It's the desire to get knee deep in pure hell to get there. And to come out the other side victorious, it'd be nothing short of that. Look at the fucking brackets, bruh. Champions and former champions are involved and there's plenty of young talent ready to make history and proudly piss their names onto the sidewalk. But we're here to keep that confident flow from ever happening.. we're like the kidney stone that's gonna stop it all.. figuratively speaking of course.
HWC: First up, Los Tot Danshi, a couple of brothers returning to the scene. Don't know much beyond that, unfortunately. What I do know, is that this is an extreeemmmeellyy tough test for their reintroduction. We're trouble for the most experienced of duo's, so to say you've been tossed HARD into the deep end, would be a dangerous, dangerous understatement. You guys look like a scrappy couple of fellas though, and fuckin' handsome, huh? Sheeitt. Now, the fact that you're related could absolutely serve as an advantage, but in all honesty, I've seen it go both ways. I can tell you from experience, that blood often times doesn't mean a fuckin' thing. I'm not sure if it'll make you guys more effective, only time will tell on that. Either way, one thing is for sure, we're gonna expect a couple of ravenous madmen that are prepared to give us, and the fans every last ounce they got til we can figure out who the fuck moves onto the next round.
GRIN: Now, you boys have been away? I thought I remembered catchin' that on twitter? Something along those lines? If that's the case, indulge us for a moment while we get you current. Back in February at Battle of Los Angeles, we layed the groundwork for this division when we went to war with Kimitsu Zombie's team, KGZ.. It was UB's first tag team match. We've held cooperative titles at every promotion we've stopped at, and obviously, we're fixin' to keep that tradition alive.
HWC: No doubt..and if all else fails, we'll be continuing the tradition of going above and beyond the mat to bring the fans..and our opponents..everything they've come to expect from The Outliers. I anticipate the match will be stuffed to the brim with our unique blend of skill and brutality. Our special recipe..all wrapped up in plenty of creative, NO HOLDS BIZARRED wrestling. Like a psychedelic, strychnine-laced burrito. If a mind-fucking, poisonous burrito sounds both delicious and deadly.. if that wets your appetite, then our performance will be enough to knock you on your puny ass, suck the life out of you and put you in a coma. Ya know..... fun stuff.
Like getting hit by a truck and thanking the driver..
Buckle up.
GRIN: You're all in for a REAL treat.
HWC: .. And the food is fuckin' ready, boys and girls!
