Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 10:55:09 GMT -5
Backstage at the New Year Zero show, Tweeder is walking around and meeting up with some old friends. While Tweeder was never a member of WARPED, he knew several people who were, but unfortunately, he also knew just what they were going through upon hearing the news of WARP closing. Tweeder has some interest in the show was because JC was taking on Jesse Williams for the OWF title, to be the last ‘official’ World Champion of OWF since OWF’s closing in early December. There are also matches that involve some of Tweeder’s opponents from Pool of Blood 2016 as Rogan MacLean and Mil Vidas Jr face off. What is interesting is there are four roster members of Union Battleground tournament, Dick Devereaux, Malcolm Dred-King, Crowbar, Anton Chase, and the owner, Axel Graves in action. While MDK and Devereaux are on one side of the bracket, Anton Chase and Crowbar are on Tweeder’s side of the bracket which could result in a match up as early as the second round. This provides a great scouting opportunity, but the main reason why Tweeder came was at the invitation of Rogan. Maybe it was the Celtic connection that created the friendship, but when Rogan made the offer, Tweeder couldn’t refuse. What else was he going to do on New Year’s Eve besides just visit the pub? As Tweeder is walking around he sees another old friend who he hasn’t seen in a few months, John ‘Wrath’ Ojeda. Tweeder has no idea what he is doing here, but will give them a good chance to catch up. Silent like a mongoose, Tweeder sneaks up on Ojeda before getting within a few inches of him.
Tweeder: Where the fuck are my cigarettes you bastard!
Now Ojeda isn’t one who is scared easily so he turns around to throw a punch, but Tweeder expected it and is able to duck. Ojeda tries to stop once he realizes it was Tweeder who tried to sneak up on him.
Ojeda: What the fuck man!?! Don’t you know it is dangerous to sneak up on someone like that?
Oh I know, but where would the fun be in that? Besides it has been months since I last saw you. What have you been?
Just needed to take care of some stuff and also let the body heal up a bit. The shit we do takes a toll on the body.
No kidding. Why do you think every so often I take a few years off.
Because you are waiting on Obamacare or the VA to see you?
I’m Scottish and never served so I don’t have to deal with either of those two. Instead I get the joys of the NHS. Ever walk into the hospital with a sore head after a match?
Ya plenty of times. Normally they try to do all kinds of scans.
NHS asks if you had anything to drink and if you say yes, they say it is from drinking, tell you to go home, take pain killers, and sleep it off.
Fuck man. What do you do then?
I point to the cuts and the blood and ask them if have a few beers to numb the pain or disinfect the wound is caused from drinking. Then they decide they will make an ‘exemption’.
Shit that is rough. So are you still at Carnage Wrestling?
Ya still there causing trouble and pissing Kyra Mohr off. What about you?
Decided to try out UCI Wrestling and see how that goes. So what brings you here?
Rogan invited me and also the owner of Union Battleground is here along with a few people in UB’s tournament for their title.
Is this like that cluster fuck known as Pool of Blood?
Not that I am aware of. Just standard matches.
Why do you do that shit man?
To test myself I guess. Some people think I might be a big fish in a little pond with Carnage and wouldn’t cut it anywhere else, but winning Pool of Blood and then the tag team titles in OWF says otherwise.
If you say so. I think you are crazy.
And you aren’t crazy.
Fuck you.
Aye right. Say know where anyone can get some beer or smoke around here?
Now you are talking.
Tweeder and Ojeda head off in search of beer and a place where Tweeder can smoke during the show. It is going to be one hell of a night with lots of great matches.
So this is Union Battleground, the newest wrestling promotion to open up. People from different wrestling promotions are coming together to help get this place off the ground by joining in a tournament to crown their first ever champion. Of the top of my head, there are those who are specifically Union Battle ground employees, XCW, HGX, Redemption Wrestling, XWA, EWC, DTW, AWE, and the place I call home, Carnage Fucking Wrestling. I almost wonder what Axel Graves is going to do when someone who is a part timer for Union Battleground wins the championship. I didn’t say if because when you look at it, 9 out of 16 people work in other promotions so the odds are stacked in that favor. Maybe he is hoping that the winner will stick around for good and he is able to recruit new roster members because of it. Yes I know some people who have joined Union Battleground to help out Graves in some form or fashion. Personally I came to win the damn belt and take it back to Carnage Wrestling. It won’t be the first time it has happened and it isn’t going to be the last.
Now this is normally where I talk about my opponent and how I am tear them apart like a fat kid at a free buffet. Talk about how little they mean to me and how they should be lucky they are in the main event with me. How it is almost feels like Christmas in January or maybe even a belated Christmas. However there are so many unknowns apart from reputations from other promotions. Dick Devereaux, Malcolm Dred-King, Crowbar, and Anton Chase are prime examples of this as they were in a WARPED tribute show that I attended as a fan. Yet people like Trixie and a few others are the unknown factor here. Yes I can go and Google them, but that is cheating don’t you think?
Trixie, I WASN’T going to insult you by saying you are a dumb blonde who likes cats and will turn into a crazy old cat lady. To be honest, I had never even heard of you or Redemption Wrestling until Graves paired us off in the bracket. So who the fuck are you again besides a future crazy old cat lady? Trixie, I don’t hit women, but because you signed on the dotted line of the contract, I am going to make an exception. I know Dick Devereaux told Dragasha Omega what type of matches he has been in and how dangerous he is. Now take that and multiply it by ten. Just ask Amy Jo Smyth, Lucy Wylde, and Kyra Mohr, some of the greatest women wrestlers who paved the way for you Trixie and you will be lucky if you achieve a tenth of what they have. They have seen or experienced what I can do to my opponents.
I will tell you that there is a reason we were put in the main event and it isn’t because of you. This isn’t my first rodeo and it isn’t going to be my last. You apparently tried to do some research yourself so it is safe to assume you know how to use Google. Sadly, you are like everyone else who claims they are the future. In two years, you will be forgotten as if you were a one hit wonder song from the 80s. As to the reason Graves is fond of me, it is because of what I do and maybe you should start taking notes. People are going to be tuning in to UB just because I have joined the tournament. There is even a rumor that a network is looking to maybe add Union Battleground to one of their time slots. Funny this happened shortly after I joined.
While UB might not have the type of matches I normally enjoy, there will be blood. Your blood will come after I give you the Ruck Over from the top turn buckle. They will be talking about it for a long time of how your head bounced off the mat and you got knocked the fuck out. No Trixie, you made the mistake of thinking this will be as you put it, a walk in the park. If you are the future as you claim, maybe you should keep your mouth shut because it just got you in trouble.
I am your judge. I am your jury. I am your executioner.
Tweeder: Where the fuck are my cigarettes you bastard!
Now Ojeda isn’t one who is scared easily so he turns around to throw a punch, but Tweeder expected it and is able to duck. Ojeda tries to stop once he realizes it was Tweeder who tried to sneak up on him.
Ojeda: What the fuck man!?! Don’t you know it is dangerous to sneak up on someone like that?
Oh I know, but where would the fun be in that? Besides it has been months since I last saw you. What have you been?
Just needed to take care of some stuff and also let the body heal up a bit. The shit we do takes a toll on the body.
No kidding. Why do you think every so often I take a few years off.
Because you are waiting on Obamacare or the VA to see you?
I’m Scottish and never served so I don’t have to deal with either of those two. Instead I get the joys of the NHS. Ever walk into the hospital with a sore head after a match?
Ya plenty of times. Normally they try to do all kinds of scans.
NHS asks if you had anything to drink and if you say yes, they say it is from drinking, tell you to go home, take pain killers, and sleep it off.
Fuck man. What do you do then?
I point to the cuts and the blood and ask them if have a few beers to numb the pain or disinfect the wound is caused from drinking. Then they decide they will make an ‘exemption’.
Shit that is rough. So are you still at Carnage Wrestling?
Ya still there causing trouble and pissing Kyra Mohr off. What about you?
Decided to try out UCI Wrestling and see how that goes. So what brings you here?
Rogan invited me and also the owner of Union Battleground is here along with a few people in UB’s tournament for their title.
Is this like that cluster fuck known as Pool of Blood?
Not that I am aware of. Just standard matches.
Why do you do that shit man?
To test myself I guess. Some people think I might be a big fish in a little pond with Carnage and wouldn’t cut it anywhere else, but winning Pool of Blood and then the tag team titles in OWF says otherwise.
If you say so. I think you are crazy.
And you aren’t crazy.
Fuck you.
Aye right. Say know where anyone can get some beer or smoke around here?
Now you are talking.
Tweeder and Ojeda head off in search of beer and a place where Tweeder can smoke during the show. It is going to be one hell of a night with lots of great matches.
So this is Union Battleground, the newest wrestling promotion to open up. People from different wrestling promotions are coming together to help get this place off the ground by joining in a tournament to crown their first ever champion. Of the top of my head, there are those who are specifically Union Battle ground employees, XCW, HGX, Redemption Wrestling, XWA, EWC, DTW, AWE, and the place I call home, Carnage Fucking Wrestling. I almost wonder what Axel Graves is going to do when someone who is a part timer for Union Battleground wins the championship. I didn’t say if because when you look at it, 9 out of 16 people work in other promotions so the odds are stacked in that favor. Maybe he is hoping that the winner will stick around for good and he is able to recruit new roster members because of it. Yes I know some people who have joined Union Battleground to help out Graves in some form or fashion. Personally I came to win the damn belt and take it back to Carnage Wrestling. It won’t be the first time it has happened and it isn’t going to be the last.
Now this is normally where I talk about my opponent and how I am tear them apart like a fat kid at a free buffet. Talk about how little they mean to me and how they should be lucky they are in the main event with me. How it is almost feels like Christmas in January or maybe even a belated Christmas. However there are so many unknowns apart from reputations from other promotions. Dick Devereaux, Malcolm Dred-King, Crowbar, and Anton Chase are prime examples of this as they were in a WARPED tribute show that I attended as a fan. Yet people like Trixie and a few others are the unknown factor here. Yes I can go and Google them, but that is cheating don’t you think?
Trixie, I WASN’T going to insult you by saying you are a dumb blonde who likes cats and will turn into a crazy old cat lady. To be honest, I had never even heard of you or Redemption Wrestling until Graves paired us off in the bracket. So who the fuck are you again besides a future crazy old cat lady? Trixie, I don’t hit women, but because you signed on the dotted line of the contract, I am going to make an exception. I know Dick Devereaux told Dragasha Omega what type of matches he has been in and how dangerous he is. Now take that and multiply it by ten. Just ask Amy Jo Smyth, Lucy Wylde, and Kyra Mohr, some of the greatest women wrestlers who paved the way for you Trixie and you will be lucky if you achieve a tenth of what they have. They have seen or experienced what I can do to my opponents.
I will tell you that there is a reason we were put in the main event and it isn’t because of you. This isn’t my first rodeo and it isn’t going to be my last. You apparently tried to do some research yourself so it is safe to assume you know how to use Google. Sadly, you are like everyone else who claims they are the future. In two years, you will be forgotten as if you were a one hit wonder song from the 80s. As to the reason Graves is fond of me, it is because of what I do and maybe you should start taking notes. People are going to be tuning in to UB just because I have joined the tournament. There is even a rumor that a network is looking to maybe add Union Battleground to one of their time slots. Funny this happened shortly after I joined.
While UB might not have the type of matches I normally enjoy, there will be blood. Your blood will come after I give you the Ruck Over from the top turn buckle. They will be talking about it for a long time of how your head bounced off the mat and you got knocked the fuck out. No Trixie, you made the mistake of thinking this will be as you put it, a walk in the park. If you are the future as you claim, maybe you should keep your mouth shut because it just got you in trouble.
I am your judge. I am your jury. I am your executioner.