Post by "C.T." Conor Tate on Jan 10, 2018 20:47:33 GMT -5
OOC NOTES: A little less than 2400 words, featuring @kitcatcallahan, my first ever RP with this character so be gentle with any feedback, lol. Good luck to Rob Sharp, looking forward to the match!
CLINK!
Three high-ball glasses touch together, the latest toast in a torrential waterfall of liquor that's been pouring all night. The room is steeped in the bright orange and purple glow from the salt lamps that line the walls, and a thin layer of smoke wafts through the air along with the aroma of a particular medicinal herb as the butt of a joint lays in a marble ashtray with its tip still smoldering. The trio pull their glasses away from each other and take healthy sips before Cat sets hers down on a nearby coaster and swings the arm of her desk-mounted microphone towards her lips.
CAT Happy new year, kittens, and welcome to another episode of Cat Calls! I'm Cat Callahan, and tonight I'm joined by a very special guest. There's honestly no introduction I could give him that would do him justice, so ladies and gentleman... the Beantown Bomber, the Southie Savage, and one of the new faces coming to you for season two at Union Battleground... "C.T."... Conor Tate.
CONOR Thanks kitty, it's good to be here with ya.
WESLEY No. Uh-uh. You two have barely acknowledged me over the past two hours, now that we're on air at least announce that I'm here! Pay me some respect! Pay me my due respect!
Conor grins at his childhood friend while Cat simply bats her eyelashes over the rim of her glass, filled generously with red wine.
CAT Aw, I'm sorry Wesley. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
WESLEY Nobody said you hurt my feelings. I just-
CONOR Don't lie, Wes. You're achin' inside. The little ginger child inside'a you is cryin' like the cute girl in school just rejected his valentine card.
WESLEY Please, it is not that serious. I just don't want to be forgotten because you two banged. It's not my fault...
Cat sets her wine glass down on the table top sharply, the smile fading quickly from her face as she stares a hole through Wesley. Conor stifles a laugh and looks away, trying to avoid eye contact with either party and navigate his way out of the coming storm.
CAT Excuse me?!
To his credit, Wesley doesn't backpedal. He leans into it and accelerates.
WESLEY Banged. Boned. Fornicated. Copulated. Fu-uh-uh-uh-uuucked! What, are you going to deny it? You're going to pretend you've taken all those road trips to Boston, and spent the cold Massachusetts nights cuddled up with this behemoth of a man Beantown-mumbling sweet nothings in your ear... and that nothing happened?!
Cat is quiet for a moment, but eventually her stern expression cracks and she giggles softly as her gaze falls to the lush carpeting. Wesley pumps his fist in celebration and relaxes back into his seat, vindicated. Conor just chuckles and stares at Cat from across the table.
CAT Fine. I apologize for my gross misconduct as a podcast host. Joining Conor and I tonight, gracing us with his very presence... Wesley. No last name, just Wesley. Like Madonna, or Cher, or Jewel.
WESLEY Hey! What about Beck, or Prince, or Tupac? Why are you naming all the girls?!
CAT Oh, I think we all know exactly why...
CONOR Shit man, I think she's callin' you a pussy... you just gonna take that?
Wesley looks across the table at Cat who gives him her best mean-mug and flexes her biceps at him to look intimidating. Wesley thinks over his options, then eventually sighs and nods his head.
WESLEY Yeah, yeah I am actually.
They all laugh again, the moment defused as they all collect themselves. Cat takes another sip of her red wine as Conor grabs a bottle of whiskey from the table and refills Wesleys glass, and then his own. He lifts his glass high in a silent toast which the other two follow, then takes a sip. Cat leans in to her microphone once again.
CAT So, Conor... let's talk about "Relapse".
CONOR Sure. It was an Eminem album, wasn't it?
She picks up a small stuffed kitten off her side table and hurls it at him playfully. He catches it and hurls it back at her, bouncing it off her shoulder and harmlessly to the floor.
CAT Jerk! You know what I'm talking about! To the listeners at home, "Relapse" is the pay per view event that'll be kicking off the second season of programming for Union Battleground, one of the hottest up and coming promotions in all of professional wrestling. It's also the reason that Conor is-
WESLEY And Wesley!
CAT Right, of course. Sorry. It's the reason that Conor and Wesley are joining me here tonight. Conor, you're opening the show against Rob Sharp, a veteran and from all accounts an extremely tough guy. Tell me how the whole thing came about, and how you've found yourself on the way to Australia this weekend.
Conor doesn't say anything. He just shifts uncomfortably in his chair and takes another sip of his whiskey. Cat looks confused, glancing to Wesley for answers.
CAT Did I say something wrong?
WESLEY Nope, that's a logical first question. He's just trying to find a way to side step around the fact that he lied.
Conor flips Wesley the middle finger, but doesn't say anything to deny his allegations.
CAT What do you mean "he lied"? He lied to who?
WESLEY He lied to everyone! He lied to Union Battleground, he lied to Rob Sharp, he lied to the fans! Think about it, this company is supposed to be a neutral ground for people from other companies to come and settle their differences. Not only was he not working for another company, not only did he have no grudge to work out... he's never even fucking wrestled before!
CAT I'm sorry, what? You've never wrestled?
Conor doesn't look at her, but drains the glass of every remaining drop of whiskey and reaches for the bottle.
WESLEY Oh, I'm not finished! So he talks his way into a deal with Union Battleground, which he has no business being offered, and then he starts talking all sorts of shit on social media and they start retweeting him... the publicity machine starts hyping this guy thinking he's coming in with some sort of credentials and a fan base behind him, but they literally built the fan base for him! They announce the Relapse card, and instead of some upstart rookie or some one dimensional nobody like he should have gotten, they give him a guy with a name... a guy who the Battleground fans watched beat up Crowbar to end last season, who'll tune in to watch him again... and this time they'll see him lose, and they'll see a new savage to follow in season two. The Southie Savage.
CAT That's impressive, but what if-
WESLEY Still not done, Cat! Jesus! So now he's got his foot in the door of the industry, he's got a fan base before he's ever even debuted, and he's got the perfect opponent to launch a career off of... it can't get any better, right? All he has to do is win, and he's in! It won't matter if he didn't do anything in the sport prior to signing, Union Battleground will only know him as the unbeaten future champion! Well... why even wait for the result of the match. Union was so impressed with what they've seen from him in the past two weeks that he's been offered a full deal for season two! That's right! No more one off table-scrap bookings, no more tryout match... this is the launching pad for what we do the rest of the season! The Crown of the King Cobra, the War Horse Championship, even being the man to take the championship off of Nemesis... it's all on the table, and before he's ever even thrown a punch...
Nobody says anything. Conor leans forward in his seat, rubbing his eyes with his thumb and index finger. Cat eyes him quietly, taking another sip of her wine as she processes the information. Wesley puts his hands behind his head and interlocks his fingers triumphantly, but quickly leans back into the microphone when he notices the silence.
WESLEY ... I'm finished now... sorry...
CAT So if it's built on a lie, why talk about it so arrogantly now? Days before the match? Why not fly under the radar and know that you got away with it?
CONOR Because it was his idea, and he wants everyone to know it... and 'cause he's an asshole.
WESLEY Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Cat studies Conor, but it's difficult to read his expression. He doesn't look angry, or embarrassed, or ashamed. He almost looks relieved, as if a burden had been lifted and he could breathe again.
CAT Why wrestling, Conor? From the sounds of it you've gone to some extreme lengths to worm your way into an industry that you could've come up in legitimately years ago. How did it happen? Don't get me wrong, I admire the plan, and obviously you executed to perfection... but what was the genesis of the idea?
CONOR Look at me, girl. I'm a monstah.
CAT Cut the shit. It's a serious question.
He looks at her, and realizes she's studying everything about him in this moment. His expression, his posture, the direction his eyes wander and the depth of his breaths. His sarcasm is shut down, his charm disabled. There are moments in life where your future, your career, and your relationships can depend on how you answer a single question. He senses this is one of those moments.
He tells her the truth.
CONOR I'm not the kinda guy that's gonna get on a show like this and tell everyone my business, but I didn't exactly have an easy childhood, you know? It wasn't stable, and I was an angry kid. I was a violent kid. There was no way to get outta the neighborhood, right? No way to convince yourself you were ever gonna be anything other than a bricklayer or some low level thug. I tried. I tried sports, and I was good, but my sophomore year of high school I got into a fight with my coach on the sidelines. I hit him with a fuckin' helmet...
Cat doesn't want to judge, and she's not, but she can't help but gasp. She quickly composes herself. He understands, and continues.
CONOR I worked. I did construction, I bounced at the bars... somethin' always set me off. I'd always lose my temper on someone, and go one step too far... you can't get away with that foreva in Boston. One day you hit a guy that you ain't supposed to hit, and then they make sure you nevah hit anyone again.
He pours more whiskey into his glass, but he doesn't touch it. He sets the glass down on the table and just stares blankly into the amber liquid.
CONOR Then I met some people that pointed me in this direction, and I think it may be one of the only shots I got left to make somethin' real happen. I've heard people tell me I'm an animal, and they don't mean it in a good way... but maybe between the ropes, that'll actually help me thrive instead of just tryin' to survive. I may not have the trainin' that some of these guys have, but I promise you I will move a fuckin' mountain if I have to and there's nothin' a single one of those kids can do to stop me! I just want it more than they do. Straight up. I need it more. I have more ridin' on it than some pretty boy that wants another title belt or some old man puttin' another paycheck towards his fuckin' pension! So yeah, I lied to Union Battleground and I said what I had to say to get a shot, because I'm hungry... I'm not some teenagah startin' out, I don't have a couple of years to work my way up the ranks and set up the ring every night before watchin' other people go out there. If they think I'm not qualified to be in there, they can do their damned best to drag me out to. So yeah, I'm a liar, sorry not sorry.
He crosses his arms and lets out a deep breath, his shoulders slumping down in exhaustion, but he suddenly jumps back up into the microphone and continues.
CONOR Oh, and about Rob Sharp? Fuck that guy! The dude stopped answerin' me on Twitter, he never sent in the proper paperwork to Union Battleground as far as I know, he's not sayin' a damned thing to promote or to try and beat down the young lion... he knows he's beat. He knows I'm not that Hells Angel wannabe he put away in season one, and he knows I'm going to drink his wallet empty at the bar after I bash his skull in between the ropes! It ain't personal, but if he wants to leave it up to me to write the narrative I'm damned sure he ain't gonna like the ending! I got the shit end of the stick for too long, but not this time... not anymore... not now that I found a place I belong...
He sits back one final time, defeated and drained of every ounce of energy. Wesley says nothing. Cat says nothing. Finally she manages to lean forward and choke out:
CAT We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back, with more "Cat Calls"...
She switches off the power on her recorder and sets down her wine glass, rising from her chair and taking a few steps towards Conor who won't even look at her. She lowers herself to the floor, and slowly wraps her arms around him, burying her head in his chest as he hugs her back. Neither of them can speak.
Wesley leans over and grabs the whiskey, refilling his glass and toasting nobody in particular.
WESLEY Good episode! I'd say that went better than expected.
Post by Rob Sharpe on Jan 10, 2018 22:21:37 GMT -5
New Year’s Morning.
The sun was starting to rise, and me and Dave were there, alone. We partied hard with the rest of the crew that night, Masatake and them, but eventually it was just the two of us, staring into the Montana night sky as the day slowly came in.
“So where ya goin’ now, Davey?” I asked as I swished the remnants of my Jack-and-coke in its cup.
“I have a friend in Bozeman,” he said, “runs a Buddhist meditation center. I will go there for a few days and meditate. I have a big year ahead. Heritage Cup in Lion’s Road, and I am going to start tying up the loose ends I left in New Orleans.” He took a deep breath before pulling a swig from the bottle of Jameson he was nursing.
“I got a pretty heavy slate too,” I said, “Death Trip in Tokyo, Battleground in Sydney…”
“Ahhhh, the deathmatch thing… tag team, yes?”
“Tornado,” I said, “no tags. I got a partner since I hooked up with the Badd Breed; I didn’t think deathmatches were your scene or else I’da invited you.”
“It is fine,” Dave said, “I have my own in-roads in Japan, actually. Especially if I beat Chrenshaw.”
“The guy who Masatake fought, right?”
“Yes. And if my plan goes as it should, I will be the Max-J Champion, and Masatake is welcome to challenge me. Let him know, will you?”
Before I could respond, he began moving east, in the direction of the rising sun. I’ve been friends with him long enough to know that he was back to marching to his own beat, so I knew he’d be fine.
I finished my drink and watched the sunrise.
It was a beautiful morning.
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“Conor, Conor, Conor. You can talk trash with the best of ‘em…”
Cold open.
That abandoned room.
That barstool.
And Rob Sharpe.
“...but now it’s time to put those words into actions, kid.
“I just hope that you weren’t spending your whole holiday season partyin’, ‘cause I may be known for doing hardcore wrestling these days, but that doesn’t mean I can’t scrap with the best of ‘em. Yeah, you’re a tough guy. All those Southie guys are.
“But you’re dealing with a tough guy who was there for some of the absolute bloodiest, most violent wars ever fought in a wrestling ring. I’ve faced tests of strength, guts, and any other kind of attribute associated with toughness you can think of. Barbed wire, glass, tacks, you name it. You and me… we’re gonna march into Sydney and probably only use our fists and feet, but that’s all we need.
“Cause guys like you and me, we ain’t that far apart as personalities go. We’re predisposed to fight. It’s just that simple. We’re both working class people, we both looked for ways to channel our anger, and I had a little more success than you did in that department, yeah. I played college ball. Division II, nothin’ fancy. But fancy was never my thing.
“See, that’s why I’m drawn to you, Conor. Wrestling these days… there are a lot of amazing young athletes, a lot of high flyers, a lot of masters in the ring… you name it. But guys like you and me?
“We go out there and prove that a good old knockdown, drag-out FIGHT will NEVER go out of style.”
Sharpe grins and crosses his arms at his chest.
“Especially one where we bet on who buys the drinks afterward.”
He winks and smiles.
“You better hope that paycheck’s a hefty one, Tate. Because I’m gonna drink that wallet dry. I don’t know if they have Knob Creek in Australia, but if not then I’ll just settle for some good ol’ Johnny Black Label.
“See ya in Sydney… mate.”
Cut to black.
(OOC: Not as much as I had wanted it to be, but writer’s block and all that. Good luck, CT.)