Post by Dakota Smith on Jan 21, 2018 18:13:06 GMT -5
The lord of the rings, not only one of the biggest selling book franchises ever, but also one of the biggest blockbuster movie franchises of all time. The movie was shot right here in New Zealand. And this is where we bring you, to old Hobbiton. It looked just as it did in the movies, houses built into the emerald green hills. In front of one of these cozy looking cottages was Flash Kassidy, sitting in a hand carved rocking chair. Charlie Bloom was sitting on his lap, and the two of them where passing around a peace pipe that looked as if it could of been smoked on by Gandalf himself. Charlie was wearing Flash’s signature round shades - and the two of them where looking to be having a good time, laughing and joking around with one another. They barely even notice as the camera gets in close, it’s Charlie who is first to spot it. She gets a sly smirk on her face as she takes the glasses off, and puts them back on Flash. She then pushes herself up from Flash’s lap and looks directly into the camera, crossing her arms and shaking her head a bit in a cocky, yet playful manner.
“First off, it’s a little rude to be doing this now. Don’t you think? We were a little bit busy, you know enjoying these beautiful surroundings. But if this is how it’s going down, well then here we go.”
Flash starts rocking in his seat, you couldn’t really tell with the glasses - but from his head movements he wasn't taking his eyes off Charlie. There was a smirk on his face, one filled with pride as he watched his lady get into her zone.
“Trixie… Trixie… Trixie.”
Charlie sucks her teeth, making an almost clicking noise - which makes Flash chuckle, as he adjusts himself in his seat. Re-positioning his junk in his jeans, not blind to the fact that Charlie’s ass was basically in his face.
“The saline in your tits must be leaking into your brain, if you think you even have a remote CHANCE at beating Flash, like seriously? Who do you think you are? Prancing around locker room to locker room, like some sort of ring rat, boasting about how you have the best super kick in the business. Sure maybe you’ve beaten some people with that little kick of yours, maybe you’ve even won yourself some gold with it. But what you haven’t done is beat someone who is high above the competition! Go prance around half-naked on some reality tv show like you dream about. Because when it comes to this in ring shit? It’s saved for people like me and Flashy!”
Charlie bends forward a little bit, placing her hand up above her eyes - as if she was looking for something in the distance. Flash’s jaw drops at such an amazing sight, the long pipe in which he was toking off of barely hanging on to his bottom lip.
“Can’t even see you right now Trixie. You are so under us, it’s crazy. Did you see relapse? When my Flashypoo took out one of those vampire kids in Salvation? He did it with ease! This big, bad, spooky group that supposedly runs things around here… And Mr. Kassidy took one out in no time at all. I don’t care if you have been slutting it up in Union for awhile! You’re nothing compared to Flash! “
Charlie scoffs, not amused with spending this much time thinking about some superkicking bimbo. She spins around on one foot and smiles at Flash, who had just taken a hit off of the pipe, smoke seeping from his lips as he too lets out a slight smile. Flash takes another hit before placing the pipe down on the ground and standing up. He wraps his arms around Charlie’s waist and kisses her, blowing the smoke into her lungs. As the two separate faces Charlie turns around and giggles, as smoke pours out from her perfectly plump lips.
“Sit down with yo fine ass.” Flash says as he grabs Charlie by her waist and pulls her back into the rocking chair. Charlie looks a bit upset, but it was in a cute playful way. Flash looks to the camera, running his tongue along his lips as he rubs his hands together. A slight chuckle escapes from his mouth before he spreads his arms out wide and looks up to the sky, really taking in the atmosphere of the surrounding area.
“ We in fuckin’ Hobbiton right now! I dunno’ jack shit what that has to do with you Trixie, or this match. But we in New Zealand and I just had ta’ go! You know what i’m saying?”
His head drops down, looking back into the camera.
“ Shit like this you can’t miss in life! If you spend all yo’ days worrying about who standing across that ring… You miss the little things, the good times. I bet you know a lot about a good time don’t you Trixie? I see you girl, Charlie may have down played it. But them kicks some shit. I get you! You want to be known for one thing, and one thing only. Thats cool I guess. But me? I’m multidimensional. If you try’n pop that kick off on me, imma’ go all Neo and dodge that shit. I’m faster than a mother fucker like that. Why you think moms called me Flash? Cause i’m a speedy little shit. You ain’t gonna catch me off guard with no super kick! Hells no. “
Charlie lifts her leg up and kicks Flash in the butt, killing his moment but the chronic warrior couldn’t help but to chuckle. “God dammit babe.” He says as he turns around and grabs her leg, lifting it up and kissing her ankle before turning around and then sitting on her lap, opposite from how the scene began. He runs his hand up her leg before gently letting in down to the ground.
Removing his glasses from his head, Flash then puts them back on Charlie before looking back into the camera with bloodshot eyes.
“ I aint worried about you Trixie, You may be good, but i’m better! I’m getting better every time I step into that ring! And by the time this little tournament over, and I get my shot at being the King Cobra? Imma be the best I’ve ever been! Ain’t nothin’ you can do to stop me! I got that Confidence, I know my ability to flip over tricks like you. When I look at this roster I don’t see one ma’ fucka’ who can take me on! I know what you thinkin’ right now! Hold up!”
Flash goes to stand up, but Charlie wraps her arms around his waist, stopping him. He just shrugs his shoulders, as if to say fuck it and continues where he left off.
“You thinking that young gun gettin a little to big for his own britches. That I’m comin’ off way to cocky right now! Well you damn straight i’m cocky! Because I know when I get in that ring it’s all business. This is my down time, time for my play! We ain't in that ring right now, cause you know that as soon as I step in between them ropes? It’s game over for you Trix, this little tour of yours is going to be over before it even gets off its feet.
Who is even comin' to see this tour you doin'? Who gives a shit about you? You a generic cut out of every other gutter trash ass hoe in the wrestling business. Like why they keep feeding me you cookie cutter bitches? Get a personality! Get something! Because that whole routine you doing is being done by every other bitch with a pair of tits in the game.
I know a lot of people have probably told you you’re special… Well let me tell you, heart to heart? You fuckin’ aint!”
Flash and Charlie get startled for a moment, as a security guard yells from a few feet away! “HEY! THERE'S NO SMOKING HERE!” Flash quickly stands up, grabbing onto Charlie’s arms and bringing her up with him. He looks back at her “We gotta’ dip” And with that the two speed off, the security guard doing his best to try and chase after them. But the pair are just to damn fast, almost gone in a flash.
Last Edit: Jan 21, 2018 18:13:55 GMT -5 by Dakota Smith
We open to Trixie coming out of a coffee shop wearing her sunglasses and sipping some coffee as a few fans have their phones out to snap a picture of the Kamikaze Pro Tag Team star as a fellow Kamikaze Pro star runs into the shot with a mic in hand. Wes Futhhais, a friend of her cousin.
Wes Futhhais: "Gotta stop you right there, Miss Smith because.”
Wes looks directly into the camera, then to a fan's phone and back to the camera.
Wes Futhhais: "Because the big question is, WHEN OH WHEN IS THE BAD KITTY FROM THE SIN CITY--GONNA MAKE IT RAIN AND CASH IN HER TITLE SHEEE-OTTAH!”
Wes quite known for his over enthusiastic personality as Trixie keeps it quite calm, enjoying the tour but her confident smirk showed she hadn't at all forgotten about her title shot she earned.
TRIXIE: "The title shot I had to beat three people for in one night?”
Wes Futhhais: "The very same!”
And Trixie's cheeks shine. The Prime Girl reminisces on her win at Coup de Grace, pausing before she takes hold of the microphone.
TRIXIE: "Well, before I do answer that question, I do have another title shot. Totally shocking but then again, Axel did have some very important words he said to me which my opponent, Flash Kassidy, should pay attention to. That I'm a locker room leader, built the Battalions division and I beat Anton a veteran of this sport. But the most important bit he said is I didn't crumble when Anton Chase took me out of winning against the very first Battleground Champion, I ended up reclaiming a shot and a valor award too.
What that means is when the going gets tough, I push back and superkick it down. That is why I'm the number one contender. Now we're back, the going is getting tough again. A king of the cobra tournament to be champion. It's a chance for me to do what Anton stopped me from doing a year ago. Become a champion, that's my story.”
Wes pulls up a card. It has on the back the Union Battleground war font reading "Cheat Cards"
Wes Futhhais: "Where Flash Kassidy's story is, and I will quote this: "A young gun coming out of a bad place and trying to get famous. Make that money and smoke my weed - know what i’m saying?"”
And gestures to Trixie. She looks around her, the fans in Japan who follow her Kamikaze Pro trials, picturing them as the fans who followed her yearlong battle involving Salvation, Anton, along with a few alumni and new stars like Axton.
TRIXIE: "I hope Kassidy knows the real bad place he's going to is the ring. Against a woman who's very much like a cobra. Every strike I land leaves my opponent weaker and weaker until they eventually buckle under their own body weight.
You beat Alexander Devlin with a very impressive leg drop off the top rope. But you'll be in the ring with a girl who could, like a cobra, be waiting for it and show my speed to avoid it as you weaken yourself. And BANG!”
The loud word causing Wes to jitter and drop all his cheat cards to the floor.
TRIXIE: "The superkick sentry-gun gives you a Trix fix to the back of the head. Lights Out, how fitting that's the show, since you've never been on the show, I'll demonstrate why Axel named it so right in lovely New Zealand. And after? I'm in Japan!”
Trixie can't help but blush and smile as the fans cheer the possibility of seeing her again, not for Kamikaze, not for Legacy but for the Battleground brand and she feels their support. Wes ducks down to collect the cheat cards up.
TRIXIE: "They want to see me, Flash, and I won't disappoint. Because I don't need these.”
And Trixie takes them to toss them into the crowd.
TRIXIE: "I'm tactical in the ring. And a superkick to the back or solar plexus will leave you utterly breathless, I know I take some men's breath away but you'll feel it in the literal sense. Opening me up to that superkick to the ankle, where you've had little injury to it when you were younger? all's fair in love and war.”
Trixie shrugs and hands the microphone back to Wes, who is giving her a glare for throwing his cards away before popping up surprised
Wes Futhhais: "Dude's got a fragile ankle!? Man, I didn't have that in my cards.”
TRIXIE: "But you did say he's quite a 420 enthusiast. Have your fun, but pollute your body, sweetie. It will do you no good.”
Wes Futhhais: "Might be green like spinach, but it ain't gonna turn you into Popeye.”
TRIXIE: "It will make you more of a mellow opponent to be honest. When I know Flash Kassidy can fly, there's footage he can. But there's video footage of me, in EWC Prime where it took a finisher off the cage to put me away. That's who you're up against, Flash. A strong woman who's gone into some hard matches, like the ladder match here in Union, I'm capable of great things.
I could fastball punch you into a real, Lights Out trip. I could bring out the Hashtag 'SexyNeckbreakerFromOuttaNowhere' which no one has ever kicked out of in EWC Prime and won me the Indy Championship. I've got armbars to leave you in a sling, cutting down your dreams of puffing joints or I could turn your lights out with a Japanese move, right? How about a Busaiku knee?”
Trixie says getting a fellow cheer for the move, a move she had adopted from Honey and used on the Japanese tour. Getting experience in strong style, improving her already skilled set of strikes in dojos which made her confident and show off her toned physique.
TRIXIE: "My arsenal is so stocked, like my closet, I'm spoiled for choice. I hope you enjoyed your big victory at Relapse, because all the weed in the world isn't going to kill the memory of me standing victorious over you, advancing like I would have a year ago. It's the Ballad of Bad Kitty, the redemption story a year in the making. You're a part of it, Flash, but that's all you are to it, a Flash in the pan.
While I demonstrate just how good I am. The comeback is still running as hot as I am, all the way to New Zealand…all the way through…you and beyond.”
INT. HOTEL ROOM - 22ND JANUARY
Trixie arrives at her hotel room later. Entering the room with a little kip in her step after the win on EWC in Germany. Sleeping while she flies to different shows was becoming the norm now for her. She went to her fansite and saw her opponent Honey Hunt had been added in full colour thanks to the win. A number of other opponents either greyed out due to a loss or in white thanks to a win, all different promotions but one: Union Battleground.
TRIXIE: "I love you guys”
Trixie says as she types her reply to the site and eyes the looming challenger coming up. Trixie then sat back and pulls out the bag her Trixie title, using it as a symbol of the King of The Cobra title she could take around the world with her. Defending it in Japan, in Europe, the states. She had big plans for the title, but she stores it back in her bag. It wasn't hers yet, but she was in the best shape of her career, ready to take down Kassidy and prove to Union Battleground that she was back to make good, and eyed her name in the brackets.
