“Black Death Cometh” vs Flash Kassidy and The Outliers By Nemesis, Aiden Deimos & Viduus Morta 3899 WORDS
APRIL 13TH, 2018
LONDON, ENGLAND
3:33 AM
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head and listen to the silence. To have no yesterday and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at complete peace.”
Rain falls down lucidly onto the cold, hard cobblestone road. The brick buildings rise high above the streets, almost blending into the cloudy night sky. On the road, the street lamps light a vacant path with the yellow bulbs casting shadows across every structure they illuminate. In the distance stands a man however, leaning against the post of a street lamp with the light above him flickering on and off, as if it is subtly hinting towards the viewer in Morse Code to be weary of the man underneath it.
He pushes off of the lamp with his shoulders and begins to walk closer, his boots colliding with the road below as loose rocks crunch beneath the soles. He isn’t a large man, but with his demeanor he might as well be a giant. Charcoal black and slicked, his long hair shifts ever so softly in the cool, British breeze, yet his blood red jacket, flaps wildly in the wind as he continues forward.
“Brothers and sisters, we do not want you to be uninformed about those who sleep in death, so that you do not grieve like the rest of mankind, who have no hope. The fear of what awaits one on the ‘other side’ makes most of you lie restlessly in the dark hours of the night, not knowing whether you’ll see the ones you hold dearly to your heart when you pass on or even the selfish thought of if you’ve done enough in your given time to be remembered. Mankind has a yearning to know, especially that of which they do not understand or comprehend, yet, when faced with the reality that they will never truly understand anything until they experience it; mankind runs and cowers in fear.”
Preacher, the clergyman of Salvation, stops in his tracks as we become quickly aware that it was he that spoke those words we just heard. Not much is known about Preacher besides the fact that he once was a devout follower of the Church before leaving it due to the hypocrisy and the ‘truth’ he uncovered during his time in it. One thing is for sure though, ever since Nemesis found the former Priest on this side of the road and ‘saved’ him, his words have been nothing short of prophetic in Union Battleground.
“I hear many say that He ‘likes to work in mysterious ways’ though I ask a few simple questions to those blind sheep that follow the herd; ‘what mystery lies amongst allowing His people in Egypt to be kept as slaves while sending in Seven Plagues to free a few but to kill thousands?’, ‘what is so mysterious about the fact that He saved but only ONE family from the Great Flood but watched as millions perished?’…Just a few centuries ago, in His ‘great’ and ‘mysterious’ work, He brought the Bubonic Plague, more commonly known as the Black Death, to the streets of London.”
A low-pitched squeak is heard that draws the attention of Preacher, followed up by a sinister smirk. A small shadow sneaks across the ground, followed by a rat visibly making its way slowly over to Preacher’s perfectly polished dress shoes. The rat’s long, pink tail rests in front of Preacher’s shoe now as it turns it’s back to him and begins nibbling on something.
“How inconceivable it is to believe such a tiny rodent could cause such mass destruction and fear but it is what lies inside of the rat to which what needs to be taken note of: the bacteria. As the bacteria came into contact with hosts and infected them, the plague began to spread all across the land, bringing it’s inhabitants to their knees much like the Kingdom of Salvation has done to Union Battleground. Once we infiltrated, our message and belief system spread to those who seek out the truth, who yearn to be saved…who wish to walk the one, true path towards Salvation and not follow some Shepherd's Flock, Raven’s Flock or congregate of lost souls towards damnation.”
As if on cue, Speaker makes his way out from the shadows, silently approaching the old clergyman. He slowly raises his hand and softly lays it upon Preacher’s shoulder. The blood red jacket of Preacher resting underneath Speaker’s hand slowly starts to burn away, inch by inch, then the body of Preacher begins to fall away like ashes dancing in the air mixed in with scattered embers. As the ash swirls around in the air, forming a large black cloud, the outline of a massive figure can be seen inside of the darkness. The ash begins to trail off causing the thick, black cloud to fade and standing in the place of where Preacher once stood is Viduus Morta with an overly confident, yet stern smirk on his face.
“One third of the continent’s population died as a result of the Black Death. One third. Now, the Outliers seem intelligent enough to grasp the concept by that sheer number but for Flash Kassidy let me explain what that means. In a five-year span, this monstrosity spread throughout Europe taking the lives of over twenty million people. If an unsophisticated bacteria can take over one third of an entire continent in just five years what do you think cunning and intelligent individuals can do with five years? Three years? Or how about just one year? It has taken Salvation less than one year to procure the Union Battleground Championship. It has taken us less than one year to have the world look upon us as the next pestilence to cleanse this Earth. War has been declared and it would appear that you three will be our Black Death’s first victims.”
A large snake swirls around the left arm of Viduus Morta. It slides calmly through his jacket sleeve and out the other, wrapping itself around his other arm. As it does, you can see Speaker’s hand shift as the snake passes Viduus’ shoulder craning his neck up and watching the rat below still nibbling away, unaware of the changing persons behind him.
“You three are the biggest rats of them all. Disgusting. Vile. VERMIN. You carry your own brand of ‘bacteria’ that pollutes this earth with the lifestyles you lead. You three are the greatest representations of the nuisance mankind has become and why Salvation has been brought together to purge this world once again.”
The Speaker turns his attention towards the rat on the ground as the snake descends down the body of Viduus stalking its prey gently and quietly.
“Salvation is the cure for your mundane, meaningless lives. The three of you and the rest of Union Battleground take and take and take without ever giving something back. You will leave no memorable mark on this world when you exit it. You will leave no legacy to be told. You do not further the longevity of man, only its depravity. The three of you go through the motions as if you are part of some dead eyed society. Salvation will strike swiftly, we will strike with fury and when the end is near you will all beg for mercy.”
With one quick gulp, the rat is nowhere to be seen or heard from ever again while the snake rests on the floor beneath the feet of Viduus and the Speaker in a satisfied manner.
“In our kingdom you will be nothing more than dogs sentenced to serve your masters, who are the true and rightful heirs to this world. The Outliers have already done the hard part and fetched The Executioner and Viduus the Union Battleground Tag Team Titles and all that remains is for them to be beaten as we teach them to ‘drop it’ to rightful Champions in the Battleground. Who are the two of you to enter this war though? What justifications do you have to believe you will be of any help at all to the other cause? Because of your inclusion, your Titles will soon belong to us and as for your partner Flash, he has already been humbled by Viduus and Nemesis. This is what Union Battleground and Elysium Pro have conjured up in this war? Paper Champions and a man who can barely speak the English language? Two men who buy into their own hype and another whose eyes are so glazed over he can barely see what is right in front of him? ”
The Speaker shakes his head in disappointment as Viduus continues to just look on in an intimidating manne.
“Have you three paid any attention to what is happening around you? Our Kingdom RISES while Elysium Pro and Union Battleground have begun to crumble all around you. Don’t believe me when I tell you that you will be reduced to dogs? Scoff at the notion of being reduced to a pet by Salvation? Perhaps we should paint you a better picture?”
Behind the two men, approaching swiftly is Aiden Deimos, dragging a man slowly behind him whose clothes are frayed and dirty. He looks broken and abused as he follows like a dog behind the Executioner. His wrists are bleeding, as the chain that is wrapped around them are digging deeply into his flesh. Aiden yanks on the iron chain and immediately he falls to his knees. Aiden raises his hand and the man turns his gaze from the three Salvation members.
“Kelly Godless has become a very valuable pawn in this war that his brother and Axel has waged upon us. You all had the option to step away, to be selfish and walk away from the impending doom that is coming for you like a cloud of locusts. Flash, you have been a thorn in our side for quite some time and just like this joke that kneels at my feet, you too will be beaten mercilessly. Last week you stood face to face with Nemesis and like all before you, fell down to your knees where you belong. We were then about to send a message, to finally show you the power of Salvation but those two trailer trash pieces of shit stuck their nose into our business.”
The shadows seem to move behind the two men. Aiden looks back at the man who remains on his knees. Disgusting, he thinks, as the man picks at the ground, trying to grab what seems to be a small berry. Where it came from is not really known but the man looks at it like it's the first morsel of food he has seen in months. Aiden reaches out and grabs the berry, proceeding to squeeze it between his thumb and forefinger, then flicking it onto the dirty ground in front of the malnourished man.
“So now the Outliers have entered this war. Like moths drawn to the flame, you have came to the hot commodity in Union Battleground. I thought you were both unique. I thought that the two of you would be able to stay in your own ‘lane’, away from this so called ‘war’ but now you voluntarily stand across from us. Like those before you, you will be conquered, you will be demolished and you will be destroyed. When your bloody carcasses lay lifeless in the middle of the ring, your souls will be in a constant state of wonder as to what may have happened if both of you just sat on the sidelines and watched the carnage unfold from a distance. You would have been safe from this fate that you have now doomed yourselves too. You would have been able to have a healthy and safe life away from pain and suffering but now you two are nothing more than dead men walking.”
Aiden pauses and casts a slight grin as he pulls hard on the chain. The rusted metal digs further into the prisoners flesh, a droplet of blood forms, then runs down his arm and drips to the cobblestone roadway.
“We arrived much like Black Death all those years ago, entering this world on the back of one. Slowly spreading to two, then three and before you can realize what is happening, we have you all surrounded, leaving nothing but blood and destruction in our wake while leaving those infected behind to fend for themselves. Where were the Outliers when Alyssa Daniels felt the wrath of standing up against Salvation at the hands of Legion? Where were the Outliers when Dick Devereaux and his band of misfits were sent to the hospital? Where were the Outliers when the man you were so desperate to save last week was getting the shit kicked out of him week in and week out by the hands of Salvation? Nowhere, far away from this war safe but for some reason, the Outliers grew a pair and have decided to meet their makers.”
Aiden Deimos stops and glances over at Viduus who stands beside him as they rain continues to fall from the sky. Large dark droplets collide with the cobblestone road while the chained man behind Aiden opens his mouth, allowing the water to fall onto his dry tongue, trying to hydrate himself. The man didn’t even seem to be looked upon as human anymore, more so just worthless slave to the Executioner. Is this what he meant by breaking those that rise up against Salvation?
“It wasn’t until after you finished with the Firing Squad that you turned your attention to the real threat to the Battalion Division, Salvation. Viduus and I are in Union Battleground not to win Championships but instead, to help lead every single one of these ignorant sheep down the Path of Salvation. Just like the plague, thousands will fall victim to our destruction but eventually you will all turn your back on each other, hoping to God that if you leave the Battleground, we too will leave you alone. So you run, heading towards the only place that we want you to be. You run to the Kingdom of Salvation, the only place that you will find free of the Black Death that is ravishing the landscape around you.”
The shadows move behind them once more.
“It is pride and ego that keeps many from falling in line as their aspiration for the Championships here in Union Battleground lend only thirst and desire on parched lips. So we hunt, we hunt for each and every Championship that has fallen onto the shoulders of those that are lost to the true cause as we will rip them away from their cold limp hands and add them to our growing ranks. Sawtooth Grin...HEWHOCORRUPTS...the Battalion Championships are next. The last time Salvation participated in the Battalion Division, we witnessed the sacrifice of our own two followers due to their failures. We have learned from those mistakes and now we are bent on destruction, bent on corruption, bent on shaping the world in our image as we turn to you two.”
A low whimper comes from Aiden’s chained prisoner as he begins to tremble and cower while looking over his shoulder, directly into the darkness behind him that consumes a narrow alleyway. Like earlier when Preacher stood underneath the lamp post, lights begin to flicker, that is, every single light on this street until they finally go out causing the whole screen to go pitch black.
Breaking the silence in the dark, the voices of children all around can be heard singing in unison;
“Ring-a-ring o' roses, A pocket full of posies, A-tishoo! A-tishoo! We all fall down.”
Suddenly the children’s voices stop singing the old British version of “Ring a Ring o’ Roses” or “Ring Around The Rosie” as it’s more commonly referred to, which is also rumored to be about the Plague. Just then, the lamp post above where Aiden, Viduus, Speaker and the slave were situated flickers back on to reveal the Union Battleground Champion Nemesis standing tall and gleaming with confidence due to his recent Title defense as the Union Battleground Championship’s gold plate glimmers in the darkness thanks to the lamp’s dim light even with a few drops of rain on it. Aiden is to Nemesis’ left while Viduus and the Speaker are to his right, noticeably there are no children present, so the source of the singing earlier remains an eerie mystery. Nemesis dons a long black trench coat that it closed up, black boots, his usual headpiece and his face masked in the evil that he embodies.
“I never thought that I would see the day where two skateboarding imbeciles with bad hair cuts coming to the aid of a doped out peon, who himself has a speech impediment and obvious learning disorder would be considered a ‘shift in the tide of war’ but yet, here we are. Though I must say, I haven’t fallen for that narrative which Union Battleground management has tried to feed it’s viewers, fans and roster members because the way I see it is that you two volunteered yourselves as victims, not saviours.”
Nemesis takes the Union Battleground Championship off of his shoulder and holds it down at his right side, clutching the belt itself in his right hand as the Devereaux blood stained handprint almost looks to be waving at us as the Title shifts lightly in a gust of wind.
“Flash Kassidy was so sure of himself and his so-called ‘destiny’ going into L!GHTS OUT Twenty-One, he even had all of the optimistic members of Union Battleground, mixed in with some clearly envious ones, rooting vigorously for him, both in the back and all over public forums.”
A sly laugh escapes Nemesis showing his obvious disregard at the notion.
“But where are all of them now Flash? Where are all of these people who were wishing you luck? Where are all of the fools who were hoping with every fiber of their being that you would dethrone me? Nowhere, they are all in hiding and the two men who came out to save you, the Outliers, their only concern is trying to step into the spotlight, not your well being though, they may have felt pity for you after witnessing myself kick your head into the third row, followed by Salvation dismantling you limb by limb, only to have none of these inferior mortals who wished you well in our match come to your rescue. You see Flash, you learned in that moment, before Sawtooth Grin and HEWHOCORRUPTS came out, that everyone in Union Battleground is nothing more than talk, nothing more than shallow words and hollow threats…that is of course except for myself and Salvation which I’m sure became a harsh reality to face as you laid there on the mat, barely clinging onto consciousness while the referee handed over my Union Battleground Championship in victory.”
The Union Battleground Championship is now raised up and held out at chest level by Nemesis, like he’s showing it off to make a point.
“Is this what’s drawn the Outliers into this war? I am aware of the singles success outside of Union Battleground that Sawtooth Grin has accomplished in Caged Glory, so maybe they are just using you as a stepping stone Flash? As a way to get themselves into the mix by potentially scoring a pinfall over me to earn a chance at my Union Battleground Championship? Either way, once they are unsuccessful in doing so, what will happen then Flash?”
Nemesis brings the Title back in towards his body and slings it over his right shoulder once again as the look of confidence grows on the Champion’s face.
“I’ll tell you what will happen; like those who stopped wishing you well once they saw your failure and discarded you as yesterday’s news, the Outliers too will deem you useless after being struck with the harsh reality that you are EXACTLY what I said everyone in Union Battleground is earlier; nothing more than talk.”
Glancing back towards his left, Nemesis gives a quick nod to Aiden who brings his chained slave forward, front and center before Nemesis’ feet. Speaker now steps forward and extends out his right arm as a dagger, looking to be about nine inches long and luxuriously crafted, slips out from under his jacket’s sleeve and into his hand. Viduus walks behind the chained man, grabs his chains and pulls them behind his back as he drives his knee into the man’s back, pushing his chest, neck and head forward as he makes a gargling noise due to Viduus choking him with the chains as well for pleasure. The Speaker hands the dagger to Aiden Deimos whose now standing in front of the helpless bounded man and Aiden begins caressing the dagger’s edge along his cheek. The Executioner now slides the blade down so it’s across the man’s throat and flashes a sick smile as we now switch back to a close up of Nemesis with the sounds of a scream, followed up by the sounds of the man gargling his own blood consuming the background.
“So Sawtooth, HEWHOCORRUPTS, keep talking, even do it in coordinated fashion like you two adorably do so often while Flash, you go ahead and keep trying to talk or find a somewhat coherent way to get across your destiny drivel because there will be no crowd surfing, partying or good times to be had come L!GHTS OUT Twenty-Two, only destruction, despair and the demise of three fools who look like a bad, hipster version of a metal band who couldn’t get a gig on karaoke night. We will not only dash all of your hopes and expectations in this match but the result of it will also turn your dreams into nightmares. Flash, you will be regulated to the oblivion of irrelevance as a casualty of this war who could never win a battle when it mattered while the Outliers will have to deal with Salvation moving forward as we have not only declared you as enemies but in case you haven’t figured it out yet, the hunt for the Battalion Championships has now begun. I ask you this Sawtooth, HEWHOCORRUPTS; if inferior beings like Mila and Sinister could move forward to the Semi-Finals of the Battalion Tournament, what do you think Salvation’s Executioner, Aiden Deimos and Salvation’s Enforcer, Viduus Morta, will do to you two? You two have had a ‘cake walk’ with the Firing Squad compared to what lies ahead of you, when all the talking ceases and the time for combat begins because we are Salvation…we will be the downfall of you all!”
A howl from Nemesis rings throughout the streets as the Champion’s faith and confidence in his two closest comrades is utterly obvious. With that, all four men begin to walk off into the darkness behind them, as the bodily heap of the Executioner’s slave lies motionless on the ground while a thick red stream of blood trickles down the cobblestone road heading for the sewage drain as the rain is not strong enough to dilute the crimson red.
~FIN~
Last Edit: Apr 17, 2018 20:59:29 GMT -5 by Nemesis
Union Battleground Record: 10-1
Accolades: Union Battleground Champion [1x] Guerrilla Warfare Winner [1x]
Post by The Outliers on Apr 17, 2018 22:17:32 GMT -5
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4. 17. 18 CENTRAL LONDON
The overcast sky, leaden and motionless, hid most of the sun and became increasingly impenetrable as the hours rolled on. It was mid-afternoon and The Outliers had spent the day traveling the high density, sight-packed innermost boroughs at the core of the city: Central London. From the beating heart of the notorious urban congestion, The Battalion Champions stand roadside attempting to hail a ride.
One of the iconic, vintage London black cabs pulls up alongside the curb and slows to a halt. The suicide doors open, and the two amigos grab their gear and hop onto the big bench seat. After taking a moment to get settled, Sawtooth Grin drops the hood of his sweatshirt and ruffles his hair before tapping on the glass partition. The driver flips the TAXI light off and creeps into traffic.
CORRUPTS: So here we are again, my love. Together forever -- like two nuts in a sack.
Gently rapping on his "entertainment center"..
CORRUPTS: Knock on wood.. ANYWHO! We just got done with a pretty decent little skate sesh on the other side of town, and I'm pleased to report that Sawtooth Grin just landed his first Dolphin flip.. a real beaut, too.
With his skateboard on his lap, Sawtooth smiles bashfully and lowers his head, fidgeting with some of the peeling grip tape.
GRIN: Yup, bit by the bug.. officially.
CORRUPTS: And hard, too. This sonuvabitch took to it like a pig to mud and before I could blink he was landing Airwalks off a five-step! They grow up so fast.
Nudging his partner repeatedly, HWC finally throws an arm around Sawtooth.
GRIN: I have raw, natural ability, what can I say?
CORRUPTS: Well, allow me to say that your No-comply is lookin' mighty fine, sir.. and that Strawberry Milkshake you landed, holy fuck, that brought a tear to my eye. Steezy, bruh. I'll never forget that.
The pair are suddenly jolted upward when the driver runs directly into a pothole after trying to avoid a drunken passerby drifting into the street.
CABBIE: Apologies for the turbulence, gentlemen..
CORRUPTS: No prob, Bob.
GRIN: No sweat, Brett.
CABBIE: It's, Bruce, by the way.
The pair simultaneously look at one another trying not to laugh.
TOGETHER: Sorry, Bruce!!
After an inaudible exchange between the team, HWC removes a hand from the briefcase and extracts the phone from his pocket. Preparing it to record, he then wedges it between the bucket seats in front of him.
GRIN: Was twenty-one a sick show or what?! I know we sure as shit enjoyed ourselves in Italy. Due to their ongoing dilemma, we were able to put another defense in the books with a quick, easy win over Muramasa and Pierce/Kincaid. Double finisher on Axton and then the Eraserhead on Rayburn? The fans in Verona could barely contain themselves, brah, they were fuckin' supercharged to the max! Had there been a lid on that arena, we woulda blown it clean off.
Sirens from London's snarling streets can be heard in the distance.
CORRUPTS: No doubt, no doubt! Beyond that we saw Kimitsu retain her Warhorse Championship, and you know The Outliers ain't mad about that! Seeing her successful always jacks us up---
Sawtooth perks up and interjects, nearly cutting HWC off.
GRIN: We can't forget about what Rogan Mac, either! BIG UPS to the Irishman! He was able to do what no one else has been able to do in two seasons, and sooo many have tried. Dethroning a kingpin like Emery to claim that prestigious Trench War title is serious business, and he got it done.
Putting up his guard, Corrupts throws a wild combination of punches into the air.
CORRUPTS: Nem and Flash capped shit off that night in what was by far, in our opinion, the most engaging bout of them all. Styles make fights, and that was certainly the case here. Nemesis would administer his brand of brute strong style, while Flash dazzled with aerial antics.
Nodding in complete agreement.
GRIN: It was what transpired afterward that had us fucked up. We watched from the back as Deimos and Viduus thought it prudent to storm the ring and uncork a signature Salvation boot party on a downed, still recovering Kassidy. Now, normally we adhere pretty tightly to a, "You don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you" attitude, but we thought that was one toke over the line, buckos. We dig Flash, and obviously this has been a recurring theme when it comes to Nem and his boys, right? And honestly, one we're a little bored with. We're not gonna get too far into the "Hows?", the "Whys?", and the "Whatnots" -- safe to say though, it was a combination of factors that lead to our involvement. Which, in turn, has lead to the signing of one of the biggest main events in all of Union history, and a cooperative war at that.
Decelerating for a yellow light, a towering red double-decker bus rounds the corner.
CORRUPTS: In this business, you have acquaintances and you have friends. We consider Flash a friend. And as friends and longtime fans of his, we're getting a little tired of people ruining his matches with endless interference and incessant fuckery. Not to say that he needs our help. Quite the opposite in fact. We'd say he's done a damn fine job holding his own out there.. especially against the relentless onslaught of Salvation's attacks. Not only was he screwed by Ragnarok at L!GHTS OUT! Eighteen against Viduus, but also in the Crown of the King Cobra tourney against Layton. But if I'm not mistaken, eventually came out on top when he put Ragnarok on a silver platter and served him up hot at the Crown of the King Cobra pay-per-view. I also recall him notching a victory against a dangerous Alexander Devin way back at Relapse. So, I think it's safe to say Flash doesn't need any help. We just thought it might be useful to have a couple of mean motor-scooters like us watchin' his back while he chisels his way into the darkness. An insurance policy so to speak. Consider us the wild cards in the deck.. designed to defy and keep the game interesting.
The driver listens in and watches from the rear-view, trying to get a read on what exactly he's witnessing.
CORRUPTS: To be honest, we think Flash might be tapping into an undercurrent of rage against the proverbial machine that we've always embraced and encouraged.. and frankly, we wanna be a part of it. We've all seen what Nemesis and Salvation have accomplished and I think that's only upped everyone's game. Maybe Flash is trying to blaze his own trail and brand his own stamp into the history books of the Battleground. What better place to watch it unfold than in the ring? We help facilitate some unfinished business, have his back and get our kicks. Sounds like a good deal, y'know? We'll take that action.
CORRUPTS: Maybe Flash is thinking, "Fuck 'em and feed 'em, 'cause I don't need 'em.. I won't join 'em if I can beat 'em." Again, that's something we totally respect. I mean, he has been taking on Salvation almost single-handedly without an ounce fear --which is insane-- but also admirable. And insanity is always good fun, so naturally, we wanted to join in on the festivities.. level the playing field and give these fans what they want.
Sawtooth sets his board aside and folds his arms, melting into his seat. He casually reaches up to his face, stroking the stubble on his chin before adjusting his flowing mane that's as thick as peanut butter.
GRIN: In our experience, it never hurts to get involved with like-minded people that are passionate, talented and serious about fucking up the status quo. Flash is one of those people, not to mention one of the most fan-pleasing gunslingers in Union. He gets the fans outta their seats and on their feet. He's one of those "never take a step back" type of guys.. just like us. And also like us, he comes from the school of hard knocks.. earning everything by fighting for it.. inch by inch, punch by punch. He's clawed his way to the top of the wrestling world and much like us, nothing's been handed to him, and everything he's ever let go of still has claw marks in it. He's resilient.. a survivor.. and so are we. We've both thrown down with the sport's most wicked men and taken their best shots only to emerge hands raised, time and time again. He brings the fire. He's The Burner for cryin' out loud, he's practically incendiary! Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. He's got an outstanding skill set, he's extremely explosive, intelligent.. he's not afraid to get into a brawl--not cautious or "safety first" by any stretch of the imagination--he just dives right in and goes for it.. which is prolly why he's so successful and so fun to watch. That's also why big fights continue to pour in for him and big drama always seems to follow. And if you've seen him compete you understand why. But Nem.. buddy.. pal.. amigo.. shorty.. stop playin' us. We don't expect you to tame your demons, but please, keep 'em on a leash, would ya? It would be a shame to have to bury any more members of Salvation.
Corrupts, seemingly a bit bored and restless from the long day of travel, is having a hard time sitting still. To pass the time, he begins contorting his face in all sorts of funky and strange ways, intent on getting Grin to crack-up while he speaks.
GRIN: I'm sure we've followed Nem's career longer than any of his stablemates, so we're hip to his skill set. Trust us when we tell you -- the body of work he's amassed with Salvation has been nothing short of impressive. Since his arrival he's been an integral part of UB's success, making massive waves and leaving gigantic footprints; running amok for months on end building quite the legacy for himself. And even with the revolving door of members, it hasn't slowed him or his vision one bit, as far as we can tell. Regardless of how him and his troops do business, it's been painfully obvious for some time now that they're no one you wanna provoke shiftlessly. He's done a bang up job of implementing his game and decimating whoever they put in front of him, just as we have. And if there's anyone in UB that's been as dominant -- it's us.
CORRUPTS: Call us crazy, but we're still tryin' to gauge the threat level of Morta and Deimos. What makes these two droogies dangerous? Deimos hasn't done much to speak of, Viduus comes from a competitive promotion, but again, nothing mind bending so far. See, in the past, Salvation has had an issue with a serious lack of quality members in their ranks, so it could just be the residual stigma throwin' us off? Maybe? Somehow I doubt it. Either way, we're days away from finding out.
Corrupts facetiously lunges at the camera.
GRIN: We've seen them eyeball fuckin' these belts backstage, too!! So before they try and put a target on our backs we figured it was time for a little preemptive action. A feeling out process if you will.. which may or may not lead to all-out war, I dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. Regardless, we're not the type to stay out of harm's way, we are harm's way. The guys everyone's running from, we run towards them. So why not mix it up.. do unto others before they do unto you.
Tilting his head, Sawtooth shrugs.
GRIN: No matter how things shake out, we're comin' to put on a show. If there's one thing you do on Four-Twenty, by all means, smoke yourselves into a state of concrete unconsciousness. But before you do, tune in to the Battleground Network and watch The Outliers and Flash Kassidy fire it up and burn it down. You won't regret it. You also don't wanna miss the rest of our talented crew here in UB. And although you can never really guarantee a great match, when you put us and Flash in the ring together with Salvation.. on Four-Twenty of all days.. it's about the safest bet you can make in any promotion. It's gonna be a BARN BUURRRNNER, folks. It wouldn't matter if we were at the top of the show or last match on the card, you're gonna see main event caliber wrestling. We're gonna steal the show and it's gonna be the only thing people remember after Four-Twenty. Trust. Brand new city, same great action. The Outliers bringin' our patented brand of brutality to a demented mind near you! I can almost here them chanting, now.. "HERE WE.. HERE WE.. HERE WE FUCKIN' GO!"
CORRUPTS: Yup, yup. At L!GHTS OUT! Twenty-two live from the Royal Albert Hall, right here in London, The Outliers will stand side-by-side with The Burner -- unified on all fronts -- against undefeated UB World Champion, Nemesis and his two top lackeys. This is a match for which you can thank the Wrestling Gods. Chances are it's gonna be an absolute war.. 'cause I don't think either team knows how to fight any other way..
..And for those of you wondering what's inside this case? Well, you'll just have to tune in to find out. DO IT. We know that sounds more demanding than a drunk at last call, sure, but it's gonna be a truly wonderful experience, that will get you--like us--crying and cheering in equal measure.
Corrupts sweeps his hand across the black aluminum attache case before entering the combination. As he unlocks it, an almost radioactive emerald glow emanates from the briefcase and gradually washes over his debonair smirk as he lifts the lid. And with a sparkle in his cashed out eye..
CORRUPTS: It's so beautiful.
GRIN: So as it is handed down from on high, so shall it be done. On the twentieth day we shall burn it down.. so say we all!
CORRUPTS: So say we all!
CORRUPTS: Find your happy thought and strap in people.. it's time to flllyyyy!
GRIN: Onward, Bruce! Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning! ...How high are you right now?
CORRUPTS: On a scale of one to baked potato? Like.. three baked potatoes.
GRIN: Don't worry.. the night is young, my friend. Ramblers, let's get ramblin'.
BRUCE: Well here we are, gents.. last stop, the Royal Albert Hall.
CORRUPTS: Oh shit, we're already here. Dammit. Well, that's kinda anticlimactic. Okay, well thanks for the ride, Bruce. Take care of yourself.
BRUCE: Shine on you crazy diamonds.
Last Edit: Apr 17, 2018 22:19:25 GMT -5 by The Outliers